The Trunchbull vs. Matilda’s Chocolate Cake

It feels very un-cool and un-Facebook-like to want to be a librarian in this day and age. I’m not talking about ‘dusty, grey, tights round the ankles’ type librarians. I mean the more the glamorous Audrey Hepburn-esque type librarian who wears Dior and Laboutin shoes and signs show tunes while dusting. That sort of librarian. …